somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
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the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
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He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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