Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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