Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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