I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
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I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
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Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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