After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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