Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
accomplished twins. life is a go
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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