My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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