I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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