you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
