He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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