Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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