just come out here and I will go home with you...
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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