You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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