I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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