Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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