She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
North Korea, Best Korea!
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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