i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
