How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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