You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
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I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
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I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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