I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
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dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
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No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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