She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
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Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
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And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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