ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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