Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
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after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
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You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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