I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
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Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
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I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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