So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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