no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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