that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
