Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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