Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
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I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
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He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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