he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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