Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
Randomize