We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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