actually, I'm a sock model
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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