I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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