We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
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I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
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I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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