i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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