The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?