I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
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I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
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She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had