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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?

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• (360): View more from Washington

  he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.

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• (845): View more from New York

  I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.

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• (731): View more from Tennessee

  Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.

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• (714): View more from California

  I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.

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