Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
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I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
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I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.