tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
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Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
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I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.