my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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