i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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