I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
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She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
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my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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