oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
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marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
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Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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