that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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