super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
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You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
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This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
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