Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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