Sponge bath it is.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
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Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
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I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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