So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
handjob tips. give me some.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
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you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
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I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
did you just send me my own nude
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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