sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
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