Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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