Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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