That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
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I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
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Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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