I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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