Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
mondays should just be called national damage control day
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
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I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
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Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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