you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
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Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
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Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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