Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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