You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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