Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Even my vagina gasped.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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