dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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